so today at work my manager accused me of flirting with a bus boy and I told her I was gay and so for the rest of the day whenever someone came near me she just kept yelling “EVERYBODY LEAVE MY LITTLE LESBIAN ALONE” so today was a good day.
MY LITTLE LESBIAN
this needs more notes
That is adorable!
WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. Spoilers, feels, and character death! pseudo-canon character death, but still.
Finished! For added feels, start playing THIS SONG before (and while) reading the comic, and THIS SONG once you’re done.
Both songs are from the Tales of Symphonia OVA soundtrack.
This comic was my response to the knowledge that it was possible to make Zelos into Lloyd’s SOUL MATE (i.e. Zelos max affection route), AND KILL HIM in the same playthrough. In this situation, I think the game cutscene is insufficient.
If it’s not clear, Zelos is upset because Lloyd led him on. He put all of his faith in Lloyd, and Lloyd didn’t even trust him in the end. Lloyd turned him down when he came knocking that night in Flanoir.
*hears noises at night*:
well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*:
here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:
don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*:
great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*:
I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*:
shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
LOOKIT THE TINY FLUFF IT PECKS AT THE KITTY’S WHISKERS BEFORE BURROWING UNDER ITS FACE I AUGH OH NO
Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
When he says “really” ;’)
Never leave this un-reblogged
What a dear human being he is.
always the most fun to draw
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com
no okay but let me tell you a story
so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.
this is my entire life